princesa-do-humor:

Pessoas normais: Não existe feminino dessa palavra.

Eu: Ídala?

(Source: kin-kas, via 1-amor-eterno)

forever wondering what my language sounds like to people who can’t speak it

(Source: carcat, via doux-riens)

credulity:

freesardines:

In Portugal, you don’t really say “i live so far away from you.” You say “eu vivo no cu de judas,” which is closer to “i live in judas ass.”  and I think that’s beautiful.

This is actually true

(via xazambitches)